kelly. 27. austinite. queso enthusiast. wannabe author. i post paintings, writing tips, interesting animals, and tons of crap i find funny that usually eclipses everything else. HUFFLEPUFF{ POTTERMORE SORTED }Tumblr (3.0; @gatsbygal)http://gatsbygal.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/060e99b8d7de40111fee98112a29a06d/tumblr_mn7iyhZLsl1r43my7o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://hallokatzchen.tumblr.com/post/51094657780/fuckyeahdaddies-loads-of-daddies-at-fuck-yeah" class="tumblr_blog">hallokatzchen</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeahdaddies.tumblr.com/post/51074942194/loads-of-daddies-at-fuck-yeah-daddies-click-here">fuckyeahdaddies</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Loads of Daddies at <a href="http://212creative.com/tumblrPost/follow.php?site=fuckyeahdaddies&type=site">Fuck Yeah Daddies</a>.</p> <p><a href="http://212creative.com/tumblrPost/follow.php?site=fuckyeahdaddies&type=follow">Click Here to Follow Fuck Yeah Daddies</a>.</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt93sduARo1qdgu7s.gif"/></p></blockquote>http://gatsbygal.tumblr.com/post/51099006838http://gatsbygal.tumblr.com/post/51099006838Wed, 22 May 2013 17:06:15 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lykhewdJQW1qbo59uo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ravennightshade.tumblr.com/post/51078623349/queensassyofthefatties-fatseux">ravennightshade</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://queensassyofthefatties.tumblr.com/post/50428081270/fatseux-imlostandilikeit">queensassyofthefatties</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fatseux.tumblr.com/post/50426909974">fatseux</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://imlostandilikeit.tumblr.com/post/49630979443/bodypositivityforguys-gif-of-a-chubby">imlostandilikeit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bodypositivityforguys.tumblr.com/post/49617754457">bodypositivityforguys</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>[gif of a chubby light-skinned man with a Mohawk-like hairstyle dancing sensually.  He is wearing jeans and a black tank top.  He is confidently smiling while singing along to the song he’s dancing to.  As part of his routine, he moves his hips side-to-side, pulls in his shirt to reveal his chest, and glides his hands over his body.]</p> </blockquote> <div>I wanna dance now</div> </blockquote> <p>Werk it!!</p> </blockquote> <p>I am feeling pure joy righ tnow.</p> </blockquote> <p>GET IT!</p> </blockquote> <p>ugh this is incredible</p>http://gatsbygal.tumblr.com/post/51098735833http://gatsbygal.tumblr.com/post/51098735833Wed, 22 May 2013 17:02:40 -0500full and detailed descriptions of images posted under the images always make me laughso ridiculous<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://starllex.tumblr.com/post/49456455968/what-presents-girls-say-they-want-jewelry">starllex</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>What presents girls say they want</p> <ul><li>jewelry</li> <li>clothes</li> <li>perfume</li> <li>money</li> </ul><p>What presents girls REALLY want</p> <ul><li>the bill of rights</li> <li>a muscular rat</li> <li>the letter o</li> <li>a brick </li> </ul></blockquote>http://gatsbygal.tumblr.com/post/51091904402http://gatsbygal.tumblr.com/post/51091904402Wed, 22 May 2013 15:33:47 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yes-this-is-patrick.tumblr.com/post/45822788926/greentea-addict-itseasytoremember-meu-mix">yes-this-is-patrick</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://greentea-addict.tumblr.com/post/45083787404/itseasytoremember-meu-mix-yes-i-support-gay">greentea-addict</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://itseasytoremember.tumblr.com/post/44946696585/meu-mix-yes-i-support-gay-rights-yes-i-would">itseasytoremember</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://meu-mix.tumblr.com/post/25456835708/yes-i-support-gay-rights-yes-i-would-care-if-you">meu-mix</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>yes i support gay rights yes i would care if you died no i’m not going to reblog that post</p> </blockquote> <p>yes i’m glad david karp made this website no i will not call him daddy</p> </blockquote> <p>yes i think cancer is a terrible disease no reblogging that picture wont bring anyone closer to a cure</p> </blockquote> <p>yes i love pizza yes im going to reblog pizza</p> </blockquote>http://gatsbygal.tumblr.com/post/51091691937http://gatsbygal.tumblr.com/post/51091691937Wed, 22 May 2013 15:30:58 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_livtduZz1t1qbqt8go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://curiouslyhigh.tumblr.com/post/51080608045/stacks-and-stacks-of-red-hot-cats" class="tumblr_blog">curiouslyhigh</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>STACKS AND STACKS OF RED HOT CATS</p></blockquote>http://gatsbygal.tumblr.com/post/51091631822http://gatsbygal.tumblr.com/post/51091631822Wed, 22 May 2013 15:30:14 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f76e2829ce45894413f3421602a79e33/tumblr_mn3w5oGnqv1rqjg99o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pillory.tumblr.com/post/50915770417">pillory</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>justin bieber getting hit in the head from three different angles</p> </blockquote>http://gatsbygal.tumblr.com/post/51091605175http://gatsbygal.tumblr.com/post/51091605175Wed, 22 May 2013 15:29:53 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0a8bc104a54eb4e48636437cd1561e1b/tumblr_mn69tnjnsb1qcddvlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://omgthatdress.tumblr.com/post/51080672523/evening-dress-1850-1852-the-metropolitan-museum">omgthatdress</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Evening Dress</p> <p>1850-1852</p> <p>The Metropolitan Museum of Art</p> </blockquote>http://gatsbygal.tumblr.com/post/51091347329http://gatsbygal.tumblr.com/post/51091347329Wed, 22 May 2013 15:26:29 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/25fe56cd68f855c4a50310322ace84cd/tumblr_mn6e8tieKP1riox6bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://gatsbygal.tumblr.com/post/51091248759http://gatsbygal.tumblr.com/post/51091248759Wed, 22 May 2013 15:25:10 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e3e7e7d7fcedc9094767c06876c7b123/tumblr_mn6uv9j5an1qmzrx1o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/957d3ed6361c93f5ed81baa99ff93bf4/tumblr_mn6uv9j5an1qmzrx1o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5ab297ec82e6368965a38f762e9e30e0/tumblr_mn6uv9j5an1qmzrx1o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2e8b343835a95223876f0a78f92ff467/tumblr_mn6uv9j5an1qmzrx1o4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://jamfisher.tumblr.com/post/51076483024/jaymamon-adventure-of-flint-and-stray-dogs" class="tumblr_blog">jamfisher</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jaymamon.tumblr.com/post/51076260115/adventure-of-flint-and-stray-dogs">jaymamon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Adventure of Flint and stray dogs. </p> </blockquote> <p>i may or may not have a crush on this guy</p></blockquote>http://gatsbygal.tumblr.com/post/51090930713http://gatsbygal.tumblr.com/post/51090930713Wed, 22 May 2013 15:20:51 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0a7d69c64ea08bb12087bd3874b12fbe/tumblr_mgjj88Klg41r5j0j9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thorsteinulf.tumblr.com/post/40624926660/william-littlewood-edge-of-the-wood-end-of-the">thorsteinulf</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>William Littlewood - Edge of the Wood (End of the Year) (1960)</p> </blockquote>http://gatsbygal.tumblr.com/post/51090681781http://gatsbygal.tumblr.com/post/51090681781Wed, 22 May 2013 15:17:33 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8d1dd7fa2f941f65c6793d0b9daf6d26/tumblr_mn6ekhVkGJ1rs6t15o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e90c5ef5f5f30154214323a3d3102fb2/tumblr_mn6ekhVkGJ1rs6t15o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oopsfuckproductions.tumblr.com/post/51034468406">oopsfuckproductions</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/78fdd3204e3620ed3fac7f57d582f512/tumblr_inline_mn6ejpfpvd1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://gatsbygal.tumblr.com/post/51090210933http://gatsbygal.tumblr.com/post/51090210933Wed, 22 May 2013 15:11:11 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hawkeyedriza.tumblr.com/post/50834505534/absolutelydestinysmood-nannajane-in-7-years">hawkeyedriza</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://absolutelydestinysmood.tumblr.com/post/50834065468/nannajane-in-7-years-its-going-to-be-the-20s">absolutelydestinysmood</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nannajane.tumblr.com/post/50790893368/in-7-years-its-going-to-be-the-20s-again-so-we-can">nannajane</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me</p> </blockquote> <p>you can’t repeat the past</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/9583b52f8c7dbf68359ee6c0f55f10fa/tumblr_inline_mn23wiXCim1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! <em>of course you can</em>. </p> </blockquote>http://gatsbygal.tumblr.com/post/51089696929http://gatsbygal.tumblr.com/post/51089696929Wed, 22 May 2013 15:04:12 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e2464ff53d32432d79476fd6c7857269/tumblr_mn6dr0Y6Ax1qjj1swo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://m-azing.tumblr.com/post/51042943120/angerliz-caramelcheese-i-saw-this-post-and">m-azing</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://angerliz.tumblr.com/post/51041784641/caramelcheese-i-saw-this-post-and-had-to-do-it">angerliz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://caramelcheese.tumblr.com/post/51033029870/i-saw-this-post-and-had-to-do-it-im-sorry-t-t">caramelcheese</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>I saw </span><span></span><a href="http://captainolimars.tumblr.com/post/50970283156/wait-i-cant-be-the-only-one-who-sees-it">this pos</a><span>t and had to do it. I’m sorry T-T More talented people, please try it yourselves.</span></p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/the-luteces">#the luteces</a><span> </span><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/living-in-a-house-with-101-dalmantions">#living in a house with 101 dalmantions</a><span> </span><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/it%27s-the-same-dalmation">#it’s the same dalmation</a><span> </span><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/just-from-101-universes">#just from 101 universes</a></p> </blockquote> <p>I…… yes</p> </blockquote>http://gatsbygal.tumblr.com/post/51058130014http://gatsbygal.tumblr.com/post/51058130014Wed, 22 May 2013 03:22:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/11797481a63accf0ab3315f0421a6209/tumblr_mmjqweebrQ1s9gdc4o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dc39fd253948ec03b64f9ffb1f2580da/tumblr_mmjqweebrQ1s9gdc4o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e566e257b821965dfc42461ec2750ddc/tumblr_mmjqweebrQ1s9gdc4o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ed4034e613ef7a0585e60b21cf537219/tumblr_mmjqweebrQ1s9gdc4o4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3708197ee6896a1582c7f36fb03caac8/tumblr_mmjqweebrQ1s9gdc4o5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e90ca5960b173cb3519e6a79a043709c/tumblr_mmjqweebrQ1s9gdc4o6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e82ef0688e2abc36666a5d0a4fecc10a/tumblr_mmjqweebrQ1s9gdc4o7_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c3887ebdaeeb5ac17e23da1c93abd389/tumblr_mmjqweebrQ1s9gdc4o8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/897f1f2604f4b95ddbfac9945e7fd68e/tumblr_mmjqweebrQ1s9gdc4o9_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a6cbb95ac17b23a9f349db0c08cd4c1f/tumblr_mmjqweebrQ1s9gdc4o10_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://gatsbygal.tumblr.com/post/51058054442http://gatsbygal.tumblr.com/post/51058054442Wed, 22 May 2013 03:19:11 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d5246086ad49925f3e0064b5f46831fc/tumblr_mn09rdmLlA1qh9lejo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://hallokatzchen.tumblr.com/post/51047646918/beardsftw-anescaperouteofoldroutine-feeling" class="tumblr_blog">hallokatzchen</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://beardsftw.tumblr.com/post/50919681283">beardsftw</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://anescaperouteofoldroutine.tumblr.com/post/50743620495/feeling-a-little-dandy">anescaperouteofoldroutine</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Feeling a little dandy.</p> </blockquote> <p><a href="http://beardsftw.tumblr.com/">[[ Follow BeardsFTW! ]]</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Beard flowers needs to be a thing</p></blockquote>http://gatsbygal.tumblr.com/post/51057959136http://gatsbygal.tumblr.com/post/51057959136Wed, 22 May 2013 03:15:39 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4aa94618285b890f78ffa0538608369e/tumblr_mhr1mxOlQz1rtmkbio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://crashtotakeachance.tumblr.com/post/51055401972/runenweib-post-mastectomy-tattoos-by-tina" class="tumblr_blog">crashtotakeachance</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://runenweib.tumblr.com/post/42571557626/post-mastectomy-tattoos-by-tina-bafaro-photos-by">runenweib</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Post-mastectomy tattoos by Tina Bafaro. Photos by Bafaro.</p> </blockquote> <p>WOW</p></blockquote>http://gatsbygal.tumblr.com/post/51057591513http://gatsbygal.tumblr.com/post/51057591513Wed, 22 May 2013 03:02:06 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f0b13cf72e0d0f4cc22bbdeb2fbcdfd0/tumblr_mmyvln7XG01qew3jho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://faustyflakes.tumblr.com/post/50688081771" class="tumblr_blog">faustyflakes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><small>Captain George K.H. Coussmaker, Captain and Lieutenant of the 1st Foot Guards.  Sir Joshua Reynolds, 1782. Detail.</small></p></blockquote>http://gatsbygal.tumblr.com/post/51057566174http://gatsbygal.tumblr.com/post/51057566174Wed, 22 May 2013 03:01:21 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcjnxyzkCl1qlmm69o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcjnxyzkCl1qlmm69o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcjnxyzkCl1qlmm69o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcjnxyzkCl1qlmm69o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em>“He was past youth, but had not reached middle age; perhaps he might be thirty-five. I felt no fear of him, and but a little shyness. Had he been a handsome, heroic-looking young gentleman…</em><small>” -</small><span> Jane Eyre on Edward Rochester</span></p> </blockquote>http://gatsbygal.tumblr.com/post/51057558322http://gatsbygal.tumblr.com/post/51057558322Wed, 22 May 2013 03:01:08 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2cc0b701885ba01559ed0ad8b3b74e38/tumblr_mm7cjeOQkE1qbzdxyo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3d6f661934f5f49fd673e13e5d8d541d/tumblr_mm7cjeOQkE1qbzdxyo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/15e93ec909252c08e193b622ab726a63/tumblr_mm7cjeOQkE1qbzdxyo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ef4e23ec92d100200c2667d46cb8dd01/tumblr_mm7cjeOQkE1qbzdxyo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/eae812580ac15fa68a1912144498b078/tumblr_mm7cjeOQkE1qbzdxyo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/94369bbd39ca272c125237fb3ef5d3a0/tumblr_mm7cjeOQkE1qbzdxyo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://curiouslyhigh.tumblr.com/post/50972986241/ironbacon-catbountry-cumaeansibyl-ruby">curiouslyhigh</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ironbacon.tumblr.com/post/50972802064/catbountry-cumaeansibyl-ruby-rhod-is-one-of">ironbacon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://catbountry.tumblr.com/post/50972345762/cumaeansibyl-ruby-rhod-is-one-of-my-favorite">catbountry</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cumaeansibyl.tumblr.com/post/50924753997">cumaeansibyl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Ruby Rhod is one of my favorite characters in sci-fi ever because he is Luc Besson’s vision of the hetero sex symbol of the future: a flamboyant, emotionally labile man who wears skin-tight leopard print or decks himself in roses, a man who accessorizes with big jewelry and dabbles in cosmetics. And the ladies <em>love</em> him. Everything about him screams “gay” according to our stereotypes, but he’s portrayed as a 100% straight sexual dynamo.</p> <p>Besson is one of the few directors I’ve seen who actually recognizes that our ideas of sexuality and gender performance might have changed drastically in the future.</p> </blockquote> <p>He also has one of the most jarring entrances in a movie. Like the entire movie screeches to a halt because he bursts onto the scene well into the second act and it’s so strange and arresting and Bruce Willis is just like “what the fuck is even going on anymore?”</p> <p>It’s p. great.</p> </blockquote> <p>I always kind of thought he was Prince honestly</p> </blockquote> <p>he was always a prince pastiche. god i love ruby rhod.</p> </blockquote> <p>his entrance was so great and iconic that it was on the soundtrack and that just makes me smile</p>http://gatsbygal.tumblr.com/post/50999402181http://gatsbygal.tumblr.com/post/50999402181Tue, 21 May 2013 12:25:14 -0500favorite sci-fi movie of all timeif you hate fifth element we will not get along<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dd026251c75af1d3f3e9c57cd1f1f32b/tumblr_mn44x5R5UU1rssy9lo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fa060728c8b7d4dc72276ccb42574d12/tumblr_mn44x5R5UU1rssy9lo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8dc3eb3729e1a5adc09e7951a35c2a2c/tumblr_mn44x5R5UU1rssy9lo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/82e0766d1e47b0be459469a0a4a59b27/tumblr_mn44x5R5UU1rssy9lo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fd506da5972c019e1a547d17b58cfa3f/tumblr_mn44x5R5UU1rssy9lo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/882eabd3bb766e731b8eede6b1df8dc7/tumblr_mn44x5R5UU1rssy9lo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://heyweddinglady.com/post/50927996990/this-stardust-styled-shoot-is-nothing-short-of">heyweddinglady</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This <em>Stardust</em> styled shoot is nothing short of magical! The details capture the enchantment of the book perfectly but my favorite part by far is the wonderful camera trick that turned the bride into a luminous star herself!</p> <p>- via <a href="http://fabyoubliss.com/2013/05/03/a-lovely-magical-inspiration-shoot-based-on-neil-gaimans-novel-stardust/">Fab You Bliss</a></p> </blockquote>http://gatsbygal.tumblr.com/post/50998873249http://gatsbygal.tumblr.com/post/50998873249Tue, 21 May 2013 12:15:50 -0500oh okay well this is pretty much perfect in every way