An Animated Family
juniorcaptain: I was rewatching The Hunchback of Notre Dame when I realized that Kevin Kline was the voice of Phoebus. Kevin Kline also voiced Tulio in The Road to El Dorado. This has led me to conclude that Phoebus is the father of Miguel. Miguel fell in love with Tulio, in part because of the voice that reminded him of his dad’s and, as we all know, Miguel and Tulio had a son but...
olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
me: falls on face trying to put socks on
lady-littlefinger: twentyytwopointeightmiles: canieatthisshit: polterpastry: gladosisbestpony: Fifty Shades of Grey: the movie! from the director of The Twilight Saga, staring Nick Cage and Miranda Cosgrove, soundtrack by nickelback feat. Justin bieber Sponsored by Crocs and internet explorer with movie posters written in comic sans on-set catering by Chick-fil-a
Reblog and replace a part of a band name with...
hallokatzchen: metalmachine66crush: octopickles: celticfrostedflakes: joelshreds: thedevilisneveramaker: fuckyeahalejandra: nuclearicefruit: …… Mastobutts Meshubutts Holy Butts Megabutts Fleshbutt Apocalypse Hour of Butts Lamb of Butts Municipal Butts or Butts Waste Motorbutt Buttera (pantera lol) Machine Butt or Butt Head The Butt Dahlia Murder or The Black Butt...
lordsteve: *cop pulls u over* “son, did you know you were going 120 mph on a residential street?” “shit, really? thought it was at least 150” “haha sick. take my gun” *you’re really cool*
OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR...
batmansymbol: Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.” NOT JIF, GIF. And here is the link for the opposite. WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS. Who pronounces it “jif”? smfh
Watching The Mummy for probably the first time since I saw it in theatres in ‘99. Jesus this movie is 13 years old WHERE DOES TIME GO.
lordsteve: LORD STEVE’S EXXXTREME SUMMER PARTY C-C-CHALLENGE: lets all grow old together and try not to hurt each other too much along the way. BONUS SEXX POINTS for holding a piece of art so close to you that it becomes a part of you and betters your whole self. for LORD STEVE MEGA BRO WINNER STATUS try making a connection with another person that is profound enough to transcend the...
What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at...
I mean, Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF. They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful. They live right by the kitchen. Their head of house teaches herbology. “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with. Slytherins obviously do cocaine. #THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY #YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME #I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH TO THINK OPENING THE...
Why our gender system sucks for men too →
alexds1: I get very annoyed at the social justice folks on Tumblr, despite strongly agreeing with the ideas behind the various movements, because a lot of the “justice” done here is really no more than finger-pointing and blaming and shaming. The article does a good job of addressing the overarching issues behind gender/ other equality movements and how it is impossible for them to exist in a...
is there anything worse than seeing that first bit of morning sunlight peeking through the blinds