The fact that this year Easter is on 4/20 just makes this pic even better
blaze it and praise it
Avoiding Tumblr at all costs today. The last two things I need in my life are Jesus and weed.
but have you ever tried jesus
Drawing collabs with talented friends more like
Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks
Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.
No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip club. I want a place called Cahones where waiters wear Speedos and are forced to stuff if they don’t fill out their uniform well enough. I want them to giggle for my tips. I want it to be so normalised and engrained in our culture that women bring their daughters there for lunch (because whaaaaaat the wings are good! Geeze sensitive much?) where they’ll give playful little nudges like, “Wouldn’t mind if you dad had those. Heh heh heh.” that their daughters don’t even understand but will absorb and start to assume is just the normal way grown up women talk about grown up men. I want to playfully ask my waiter if I can have extra nuts on my salad and for him to swat my arm with an Oh, you because he knows if he doesn’t his manager will yell at him. I want other men to pretend to like going there so I think they’re cool. I want to go to Cahones during my lunch break at work and when I come back and tell the other women in the office where I went they chuckle slightly and the men around us suddenly feel self conscious and they don’t know why.
A little piece by me. :)♥
my friends talk about partying and getting “drunk”
i put on my cm punk shirt and perform the go to sleep on them.
"this is the folly of man." i say quietly as my knee connects with their skulls
minor threat would be proud.
He has a point. The folly of man will always be the need to brag about the good times they are having instead of enjoying the good times as they happen. It’s sad really but one da—
Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying holiday?